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April 22, 2009
Earth Day and business are not independent, they are rather codependent. Obviously money and revenue can be generated in many different ways, but without a clean planet, we will not have anywhere to NJOY the fruits of our labor.
Earth Day 2009 is a global celebration and a day to spread awareness of people's destructive impact on the planet. But before you jump right in there and start changing the world on a massive scale here's a few simple things you can do to make a difference right now, tomorrow and every single day after that.
Here's my list of five things to do to celebrate Earth Day 2009 and reduce your impact on our planet, NJOY NOW style;
1. Plant a tree or two. Then have sex. NJOY.
A tree will absorb CO2 and other forms of pollution, provide a home to hundreds of creatures, help to create and retain soil and performs a whole host of other ecological functions. And, in case you needed a reminder, will leave a lasting legacy of your time on the planet.
2. Walk or ride a bicycle to work today.You'll feel better and the earth will be a much healthier place to live too. This will also help you have a better sex life, as it is healthier then driving.
3. Have we mentioned sex yet? Very good way to celebrate Earth Day.
4. Conserve electricity. Use your clapper and shut your lights off, and your TV too. Keep your computer logged into NJOY NOW, the Girl of the Month is coming.
5. Avoid bottled water. Tap water is safe, clean and cheap. It also reduces waste from bottles and delivery of bottles to our convenience stores.
I can add a 6th item here, which is far more obvious, and more fun then the 5 above. Use NJOY NOW for adult entertainment, rather then Playboy magazine. Consider how many trees you can save if you live a digital life, and NJOY, www.njoynow.com instead of any magazines? Back to sex.
So, if you've got business on your mind this Earthday, perhaps you should take a few minutes to look around you and realize how precious our planet is and how beautiful that small piece of turf is right outside your window. NJOY.
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